Exceptional Spank

Hello folks,
This is a the story of a spank that I was not sure I wanted to tell but after thinking about it, I want to share.
Anyone who has read this blog for awhile knows that Daisy and I have had very limited amounts of time together. On our last visit, we were together for the longest time ever. Sadly, privacy was not in abundance.
We did however know that on our honeymoon we would have that blessed privacy. I promised Daisy that I would tend to her neglected ass, I didn't have any reason to think it would have to be punishment. Honestly, I thought it would be a nice, long playful thing. Bless her little heart, Daisy changed my mind.
The date for her Nice spank was a Friday. Wouldn't you know, on Wednesday my dearheart decided to start acting bratty. Constant sarcasim , that twinkle in her eye, knowing that she was safe for the moment. I have explained this before but any new arrivals I will do so again. Daisy is a fantastic woman, smart,beautiful and witty. She does however have one flaw. She forgets that safety at the moment does not last forever. I warned her on more than one occassion but she just knew this was the time to play up. Where we were staying there was only times for short (albiet severe) spanks but never enough to make a difference.
When we left on Friday morning, I had such a huge smile because I knew what was to come. Everyone else thought I was happy to be going to see my daughter (no, not Jay). Daisy had no clue that I had already formulated a plan.
We drove for some 8-9 hrs that day. Between sarcastic comments about my taste in music, driving and how "that just wouldn't happen in england" She was riding it out to the end. The other cause of conflict was my smoking. I will say it now...It is a dirty disgusting, nasty and dangerous habit. I and every smoker in the world knows that. I was cutting down but nagging a smoker is counter productive. The more you nag, the more I want to light up and blow smoke rings.
With one last warning, I just stopped. I let her rule the music and I let continue nagging. I guess she didnt notice that I had settled into the serenity one finds when he knows Justice will be done.
We finally arrived and checked into a nice motel. It was to late to visit my daughter but after a quick call, it was game time. While daisy went for a shower, I got busy. I unpacked all our equipment and found a piece of paper. I carefully tore the paper into 9 pieces. On each piece I wrote a different tool. I turned the pieces over and left them for later use.
Then I joined her in the shower and told her that the night was going to be long. Of course dear Daisy instantly tried to back peddle. "Davey, I was just joking with you, you know I didnt mean any of it." I just looked at her and her lip started to quiver. One real good quality about Daisy is that she can see in my eyes when she has gone to far and is about to be taught a lesson. The shower ended eventually, give her credit she tried several "special" ways to delay that end. I'm not stupid, I saw what she was up to but it was time for discipline. We got out of the shower and toweld off, except for her backside. She protested untill I told her every word was an extra stroke. Daisy still thinks that becomming VERY submissive just before a spank will forgive all the wrongs that earned it in the first place.
In the main room was a hard backed chair. Daisy saw all out tools laid out and her mouth dropped. I sat in the chair and instructed her to take her position..."Davey, I said I was sorry, you really dont"...I took her hand and pulled her into position. OTK. A position she once swore she would never do. Holding her tight, I began spanking her still wet ass. Numbers were not important now. I just kept on alternating swats and stings while I reminded her of all she had done to deserve this spank. I was doing the lecture thing. Unemotional , kept my voice very monotone and just droned on. This was hard to do. Monotone is difficult with daisy laying over your knees Trying hard to stiffle her protests and Yes, even a few tears. After about 45 minutes of this, I stopped and gave her arse a brisk massage. This does wonders for making sure it was effective. Now was time for my little game.
I told her to stand up. Asked how she felt. "Davey, I have learned my lesson, I am sorry." Well, I am glad you are learning but we have more to do. Her head just slumped and was that a tremble I saw? I showed her the pieces of paper and told her to write the numbers 10,20,30 qnd 50. each number once on a piece. a quick slap to her ass prevented her from turning them over. After she completed her task, I told her to build a mountain of pillows on the bed, while I got out the restraints. I restrained her quite tight ly with her bright red ass high in the air. She was still trying to talk her way out but I told her, this was the price for taking over advantage of safe zones. After she was secure I went and got the papers she had numbered. After a brief look, I told her luck was not with her tonight. Then I told her to pick which number she wanted to start with. Ok, maybe I was a little harsh but so was she....lol
Her 10 piece was Hand, bad choice there. The rule was, I would spank, she had to count. Miss a number and I had to start over.
The hand spank was no problem for her. It was over quick and a bit of a massage followed. Her second choice was worse
she went for 30. The 30 was written on belt. So, I delivered. She kept counting as I kept telling her that I loved her but I will not tolerate behaviour that undermines my control. By this point, counting was almost impossible. Looking at her ass and listening to her gasping, I almost decided to stop. ALMOST. I have seen what happened when I went "soft" before. For some reason, being "nice" is seen as a sign of weakness.
Next she picked 20, I almost felt bad. 20 was written on the whippete. A very stingy thing. Because I doubted it at first, I once slapped my arm with it. I had a welt for more than 24 hrs. I decided to do this one in silence. Before I started I told her to count but think about all I had told her. I forgave the 4-5 times she didnt count due to screaming.
The last number was 50. That was the Hair brush. When I showed her the paper, she just closed her eyes and sobbed.
Please remember I am actually a nice guy and it takes alot to push me that far.
I started with the brush, hard stings. Occassionally switching sides so the bristles hit first. This causes a very small amount of skin puncture.
I made it to 35 before daisy finally said the word. The safeword That she had only uttered once before. To be honest with you, she said it twice, The first time was so quiet and I was of course talking. When I heard it, I stopped instantly. I went and gathered A wash rag and ice water. I took care of her wounds and talked calmly to her. Expressed my love. I can honestly say, I have never loved anyone like I do daisy but I still have to stand my ground. Yes , she was still bound. Because we were not finished yet. Now was time for utter submission.
DO TO DECENCY WE SKIP THE NEXT HALF HOUR.
After which I undo her restraints and we cuddle ourselves off to sleep.

I hope this didnt offend anyone but occassionaly I have to remind folks this site isnt always about the silly....LOL

as always, MUCH LOVE to Daisy and Jay.

The Anti List

The Anti-Gratitude list

In my never ending crusade to be a bit different, I stumbled on the idea of an ungrateful list. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I know we generally try to be positive here and in fact I am positively not grateful for the following.

A. Ass (arse) holes. Those people who seem to go out of their way to really screw up a good day. Aardvark's...They have such a cool name but do they do anything to deserve it? NO!! take away at least 1 a and see how they feel. Alcohol...do you think I'd be writing this without a little "help" ?

B. Bionics, they actually exist now but where the hell is Steve Austin? Or Lindsay Wagner for that matter. Bad guys. Bugs.... I have enough to do without swatting the little critters. Brats, OK, I actually have great uses for those....LOL Ball busting, WHOEVER thought that was a great idea???


C%%T, The most evil word in any language. If used at the wrong time can mess up your night, weekend or week. JAY look away now... Cute can also be a scarey dangerous word... Cranky, who likes cranky folks??? Well, ok, daisy does. LOL

D. Drugs, at all cost's avoid these...Oh, wait..Nicotene and alcohol are drugs....err. forget the above. Diapers...That's it, those things are just yucky. Oh and Dragons can be pesky at times.

E. Ego's, how many times have they gotten in the way?? Elephant's, especially those bloody pink ones with party hats. Envy, never a good thing. Echoes, really...when you are just thinking????????????

F. very dangerous letter.....LOL Sat here for a week getting rid of the unacceptable. No one can be ungrateful for frogs or freaks. Oh wait... Fartheads... No fun and generally ruin conversation.

G. Gits,grubs and grovelers . Was gonna say geeks but where would I be without them,

H. Hell, Totally safe there.... No one likes that. Hurricanes, generally a bad thing. Harpies, nasty winged things, really foul breath. Harpoons, "Not so bad" you think...Imagine if you were a whale?

I. Idiots, not the poor folk with low IQ, the real idiots...People who should know better and don't. Ignorence,very much like the afore mentioned. IDOL...do you know the pressure that puts on a person??? LOL

J. Jerks+ Jack-off's Both the same. People that just exist to annoy. Junk-mail, we all hate that, let's be green, right?

K. OK, I got nothing, feel free to step in here.

L. Lima beans,, sorry excuse for a vegetable. LOSER's. NO ONE IS A LOSER UNTIL THEY SAY THEY ARE. My guardian angel Daisy taught me that. Lobsters, they just scare me.

M. Maggot's. My one major freakout. I dont know why, but I will run screaming bare foot over broken glass and fire to avoid them. Muscleheads... OK, I am not built like a bodybuilder but I can spell steroids.

N. Nay-sayers evil bastards. Negative attitudes, see the aforementioned. Nut's, my daughter is allergic. Negative zone. Major problem in several comics.

O. Olive Garden...Over rated, over priced place to eat average food. Oliver, the added Brady. (How many just WTF?) Ornery, an attitude I do not appreciate but one that can be handled.

P. Planks,Plonkers and Pillocks...See, I am learning English.

Q, Queen's, people should be obvious...LOL Quickie's, Make sure there is a significant difference....LOL Quiter's No joke, no gag....Quiter's only hurt themselves.

R. Rape, Rapists, ONLY the real ones. Most evil bastards in the world. Rotten food, I haven't cleaned the fridge lately. (weird Al has a song for that). Rigor Mortis....FOOL, YOU REALLY F^%$ED HER TO DEATH. For the Ladies, just change the words around.

S. Skunks, Glory those little beasts can stink up the world. Slumlords, more on the evil side. Slow moving drivers, we have alot of sight seer's around here.

T. Trickster's , tramps and theives. Ok, not cher's threesome but close enough. Trapper's, you know how bad those things hurt?

U. Ugly. Never saw an Ugly body, just a few UGLY SOULS. Beauty is skin deep, Ugly goes to the marrow. The most physically attractive model in the world can be ugly with but a thought.
Y. Yike's a sound I hate to make. Yuck, the sound I make when eating fresh fish. YOWWWWWWWW, The noise I make when Daisy Kicks me for some social mistake.

Z. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I hate to but I gotta go folks.



As always, LOVE TO Daisy and Jay.
P.S. If you havent read the next yet, please do.

OH DEAR., A list but not really gratitude???

Hello folks,
This extended separation from Daisy is driving me a bit mad. Since I have sworn off meme's, I guess a gratitude (sort of) list is next on the agenda. Please don't accidentally think these will become common. lol. You can also remember, I do these a little different.

W. Wonderful, This is an understatement when describing my Daisy. Wicked, how she behaves when she thinks she can get away with it. Weary, how we both feel when we are apart. Wonder, the feeling I get when I try to understand how blessed I am. Wild, the special times we share together. Wily, how she behaves when trying to avoid the spank she knows she deserves.

I. Inviting, the way Daisy reacts to me. Inventive, We are both very inventive keeping a long distance relationship alive for so long. Inactive, parts of my anatomy...NOT THRILLED WITH THIS. LOL Insatiable , No description needed.

F. Fantastic, how I feel being Daisy's husband. Fearful, how we feel fighting for my passport. Fight, something we don't do often but always resolve quickly. Fudge, a treat we both enjoy. Fairness, something we are striving to reach. Fun, something we seem to have a lot of. Fear...The look in her eyes when she realizes she has crossed the line.

E. Enjoyable, every moment Daisy and I are together. Exciting, learning a whole new world. This is what we have done since meeting. Extraordinary, This describes her patience. She wants her man home where I belong. English, a language I seem to have to learn again. LOL A fanny is a butt y'all.....
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OK. This really doesn't fit the form of a gratitude list. What needs be understood is this... I am Grateful for even the worst parts of our relationship. I really and truly love this woman more than I ever thought possible. An amazing feat considering I was once married for 15 years. LOL
Ok, The stars I give for commenting are a special , magical type. Close your eyes and club yourself with a two by four.... All those star bursts are a reward...Ok, fine, I am to lazy to learn that trick. Besides, I don't want to be a copycat. If I can learn to steal a spider man symbol, I will have a great reward.
AS ALWAYS, Love to Daisy and Jflame.
Davey

A break from Meme's...LOL

Hello Folks,
enough of the freaking meme's on my blog.... I seem to have forgotten that I really dislike the things. LOL Besides, they are just big space takers. I will thank Daisy, J and Ronnie for actually taking the time to answer but I can't say I blame anyone for passing on that idea.
Since I can't figure out how to stop my playlist from starting on your arrival, I at least changed the opening song. Truely, Madly, Deeply is a wonderful song , the 1st hundred times...The current opener is a bit different but I like it. Anyone know it?
How does one list other's blogs on their own site? I really dont know alot about this stuff and I really deal better with people than machines. I will appreciate any help on either of these issues.
Last night I started a new form of spank (for us) with Daisy. I like to call it a conversational spank. We talk and I deliver a swat or a sting depending on her answers to certain questions. I like it because there is no set numbers and because I know my girl. The silly answers decrease as the the stings increase. Eventually my point is made without having to be melodramatic.
You were very sarcastic earlier, yes? No. Sting!!!!
Excuse me? Yes, I was. Swat
Get the idea? It really works very well, especially considering the distance factor. A "good girl" spank is difficult to deliver from 7,000 miles away.
Daisy and I have been apart far longer this before but this time it really hurts. I am working night and day to find a solution but soulmates are not meant to be apart so long.
I hope all of you are doing well.
Much love to Daisy and J.
Peace,
Davey
Last minute add on.
Daisy and I just had our nightly chat. Our nightly maintenance spank was interupted by yahoo acting up and the battery to my phone died. So, we went to alternative chatting. After a bit, very close to my bed time, she decided to play up, thinking she was safe. On a very happy note, yahoo began to behave. Much to her surprise I adapted our routine and Daisy got her spank. 25 stings (50 in total). I am not sure which caused more disturbance, the actual spank or the idea that I again burst her self-constucted safety bubble. It has been proven that I must continue to show her, being a smartass is not the best route.
Ok, again....
Peace,
Davey

1. What do you add to your coffee? Water, to make it a drink.
2. What are you reading now? The Bible and "Bridge across forever"
3. Do you own a gun? No when I got out of the military I swore off fire arms. Would love a hunting sling shot

4. Are you registered to vote? Yes and I am calling on each of those political bastards to help me with my passport

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? No.

6. What do you think of hot dogs? Hot dogs can be really "good eats" if treated correctly. I love a proper chilli dog or 1 with mustard and relish.

7. Favorite Christmas Song? Traditional, "Come all yee faithful" The night Santa went crazy.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? In the morning I drink Black coffee. Once in a while Orange Juice. Jay, canned iced tea is rarely considered a breakfast drink...Quit bratting.

9. Can you do push ups? Not as many as I used to but yes I can still press out enough. Jay, I said quit bratting... LOL

10. What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend? My first real GF was Beth Palmer. Although I have almost always had a crush on someone....LOL

11. What’s your favorite piece of jewelery? My wedding ring. Unless you count a watch, the ring is the only Jewelry I ware.

12. Favorite hobby? Talking to Daisy is my life not a hobby. So....Chatting? Reading when I have the time. We all know about Davey and superheros. LOL

13. Do you work with people who idolize you? No, I dont think so. Idolize is a strong term

14. Do you have ADD? Not that I know of

15. What’s one trait that you hate about yourself? Sounds silly but I wish I could hold a grudge.

16. What’s your Middle name? Zaphrod. Ok, well it should be....LOL
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. I want Daisy, This meme is to friggin long, I'm tired.
18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday. Beer, a hard roll....Oh a cinnamon roll.
19. Name 3 beverages you regularly drink. Beer, Mountain Dew coffee
20. Current worry right now? When am I going to get home?? Home being England.

21. What side do you dress to? The right side????

22. Favorite place to be? Without being to graphic, in the arms of my wife.
23. How did you bring in the New Year? Alone in my apartment "celebrating via phone with Daisy.
24. Where would you like to go? England, if you please... Or anywhere Daisy is
25. Name three people who will complete this. Daisy, Ronnie, Tiggs. I can always hope.
26. Whose answers do you want to read the most? Well, No one but Daisy ever answers any meme's here so................
27. What color shirt are you wearing? A rust colored shirt with salamanders on it.
28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Umm, I think so.

29. Can you whistle? Yes
30. Favorite colors(s)? Blue and Purple
31. Could you be a pirate? I pirated Daisy's Blog once...LOL But no, not really
32. What songs do you sing in the shower? Thin walls, I dont sing in the shower.
33. Favorite girls name? Mikayla
34. Favorite boy’s name? Jeremy
35. What’s in your pocket right now? Sorry, not wearing pockets

36. Last thing that made you laugh? A couple of comments by my wife
37. Best bed sheets as a child? Always had very plain sheets.

38. Worst injury you’ve ever had? Not trying to be difficult but it's had to choose between stitches and broken bones. Ask Daisy, I was very accident prone for a time.

39. Do you love where you live? No, I survive where I am
40. How many TVs do you have in your house? 1
41. Who is your loudest friend? Daisy and Jay can be loud. I have a couple of friends at work who are louder than need be. I am usually not very loud.
42. How many dogs do you have? I dont have a dog. Looking forward to sharing with my wife.
43. Does anyone have a crush on you? Daisy...Anyone getting tired of me mentioning her constantly?? LOL

44. What are the most fun things you ever did? Flying, Taking my daughter on her first "BIG" Roller coaster and Getting Married to Daisy.
45. What are your favorite books? The Bible, Anything by Richard Bach.
46. What is your favorite candy? Amicelli bars. Caramello's

47. Favorite Team? Justice League, Avengers.... You didnt say it had to be a sports team.
48. What songs do you want played at your funeral? The wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald. Never can say Good-bye
49. What were you doing at 12 AM? Talking to my yummy wife.
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? Ordinarily my first thought is chatting with Daisy. Today it was "OH GLORY, why am I working a day shift??????"

I took this meme from Jflames blog because she preferred it answered elsewhere...Probably because it is to bloody long. LOL Do me a favor? You can answer in the comment area or please tell me if you decide to do it elsewhere. Part of the reason I dont like these things is that they are usually ignored.

Something Daisy forgot to mention in her beautiful tribute....I am a little worried about being boring.

Daisy, Jay.... Much love.

Davey

Daisy meets hickory switch./ Jay, don't read...LOL

I shall not say which visit it was but ther has been a long ignored spank that you might have interest in.
Daisy had just met my cousin. As I expected, they thought it was a great idea to gang up on me. We had gone out for a lovely dinner, shared a lot of love with music in the car. Sadly the girls still decided it was great fun to take the piss from me. I warned both of them and neither decided to listen to me. Every one knows Daisy is a severe anti smoker. My cousin is a smoker and so was I at the time. Before we left the apartment to bring cousin home, I took her out to the patio for a smoke and read her the riot act. You'd have to know, she and I have been friends since birth. Other than Daisy, I have never been closer to another soul. On the other hand, I went back inside and told Daisy she had really crossed the line. She kinda giggled at me. As always , thinking herself safe, Not considering the future.
After a little while we left. Cousin took the hint and behaved perfectly on the way home. Daisy , on the other hand Played up the entire trip. Comments on my driving, taste in music, some nonsense about a humour bypass operation. After a couple of subtle warnings, I let her do her thing, remembering every word. We did the hugs and kisses good bye with my cousin and started back.
Anyone remember Daisy commenting on the long, empty roads here,stateside? She does have a selective memory, she did not seem to like the one I found.
After we dropped my cousin, Daisy was quick to behave. I told her it was to late but she continued.
I found the most vacant road I could and when it was safe, I pulled over, She didnt know it was a rural route, very rarely used. I let Daisy sit in the car while she watched me go and cut a hickory switch from a nearby tree. I saw the shock in her eyes as I came and opened her door. "Brat, it is time." "no Davey, someone might come along, police?" Dear Daisy is always afraid of being deported. I took her hand and "helped her" from the car. I lead her to the back and bent her over the boot. Lucky for me, she had worn a skirt that day. As my beautiful brat was finally in place, I introduced her to the hickory switch. For such a slender and delicate piece, it really is effective. Thin red lines, just short of breaking the skin, a swat and a sting are very much alike. 10 was sufficient to the cause. More for the shock value than anything else. After that, I cast aside the switch and massaged her striped ass.
I have always enjoyed the sight of Daisy's beautiful bottom. Although I dont usually combine punishment and sex, I did on this occassion. Because I am a gentleman, I will leave it there.
Peace,
Davey

ANSWERS TO DAISY'S MEME

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Yes, it's not fun.

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters? My eyes are big as saucers, I love those things

3. Whens the last time you've been sledding? About 10 years ago, with my daughter...No, not you J

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? I'd rather sleep with Daisy but until then, I sleep alone
5. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes

6. Do you consider yourself creative? I have my moments

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? Yes, I think he is guilty

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? Jennifer Anniston

9. Do you stay friends with your ex's? My daughter lives with my ex, so I try to stay friendly

10. Do you know how to play poker? Vaguely

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? Yes, I never handle it well.

12. What's your favorite commercial? Free Credit Report.com They have a great band. The very old Coke commercials. I'd like to buy the world a coke.

13. What are you allergic to? Mold, mildew and animal dander. Assholes, morons and close minded people.

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights? Err, I may have missed a few

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? If I told you, you'd know....

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? New York Mets.

17. Have you ever been Ice Skating? Yes, damn near busted my ass

18. How often do you remember your dreams? Always for about 3 minutes.

19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried? Probably the last time I was with Daisy.

20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles? She loves you. Rocky Racoon, Penny lane,Strawberry fields and Let it Be.

21. What's the one thing on your mind now? Daisy is always on my mind. At the second, why is this meme so bloody long???? LOL

22. Do you know who Ghetto-ass barbie is? Yes, it was a funny joke at first

23. Do you always wear your seat belt? err, same as redlights, may have missed a few.

24. What cell service do you use? Cell??? I dont need no stinkin cell....LOL

25. Do you like Sushi? Yes, if I am feeding a cat, or a mortal enemy.

26. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident? Yes, I rode a sled under a moving 18 wheeler.

27. What do you wear to bed? When alone, I wear shorts.

28. Been caught stealing? Yes, on my 16th B-day. I took a stupid dare and got caught.

29. what shoe size do you have? 10

30. Do you truly hate anyone? I really try hard not to, a waste of energy.

31. Classic Rock or Rap? Classic rock, I can only tolerate a little rap.

32. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be? Daisy seems to be pretty famous here.

Favorite Song? Really depends on my mood. This I promise you and I could never promise you are 2 greats.

34. Have you ever sung in front of the mirror? Yes, when I was much younger, dreaming of being a partridge.

35. What food do you find disgusting? Liver, Fish that tastes like fish and I forget the other name...it is intestines. BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

36. Do you sing in the shower? No, very thin walls

37. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"? err, who hasn't?

38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back? Yes, but almost always tell them about it.

39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew? Yes, which leads directly to the next question.

40. Have you ever been punched in the face? Oh hell yes. I have had my nose broken, chipped teeth,black eyes, busted eyebrows, split lips. No one explained that you needed a super power to be a super hero. Although I am sure I have broken a few hands with my face. LOL

I had a very difficult time doing this meme. This is my 5th try. It would not post.
I do have a question, why post a meme or comment on one with out answering it??

Daisy and Jay, much love !

Davey

Believe or not another MEME

YES, I hate these things but they are bloody addictive.

Just a curiosity of mine, answer if you like.

1. Who is your hero (fictional) ?
A, Spiderman
2. Who is your hero (nonfictional) ?
Daisy
3. Are you a hero to anyone?
Daisy, again
4. Which is most important ?
A.to be loved
B. to be wanted
C. to be needed
To be loved
5. What is the most important quality in a person?
Honesty
6. What is your Kryptonite?
A really bad one for a spanker, tears.
7. what is the least important quality in a person?
Looks
8. If your special person wanted you to feel appreciated, what would he/she do?
Scratch my back and behave for a little bit.
9 Describe your perfect mate
Daisy My perfect mate is the woman who is submissive TO A POINT. SHe answers to me, most of the time. She is loving, kind and sort of obedient. Basically a challenge but a wonderful one.
10. If spanking were not an option, what would you do.
Go back to my old standard...LOGIC

Ok, I dont do meme's but I was curious.

BTW, if you intend on answering this meme, please tell me?

Peace, Davey

More ramblings.

Hello Folks,
I have been slacking , I guess. Haven't written here lately. On the off chance that anyone missed me, I have been working towards getting my ass to England. I have an upcoming interview with a local newspaper writer and a Senator is looking into my case. This work sadly has pulled me away from Blog work. Also, I have been suffering a chest cold....Not swine flu. Just feel yucky.
I will probably forget some points I want to mention but here goes anyways.......
I want to thank Daisy for posting that wonderful song. It is beautiful. I will admit I have memorized and sang it for her. She is a wonderful wife and person but her hearing is a worry. I have no voice for music. If you doubt me, teach me how to put my voice on here and be ready for ears to bleed.
People have commented on my spider man pillow. Well, I also have a spidey comforter. Besides being the world's greatest super hero, the items were cheap. LOL
To all my friends that have continued to look here in my absence, thank you. Daisy and I talk daily and I get a brief update on most things but between illness, work, working on passport and just spending time with my wife, I have missed several posts. I will try to catch up. Problem is, there are so many VERY interesting people out there and I am constantly finding myself jammed for time.
I was about to list all the interesting folks I have missed lately but that would be silly. I know me and would miss half. If you have not noticed, I try very hard to never insult anyone.
By the way, is there still no one out there who has read Richard Bach??? NOT BACHMAN. Just a curiosity, his books were very important to me for the longest time. Does anyone know who wrote "The Necromancer"? another interesting but WAY different style writing....
I also have 1 other kind of weird question. Sometimes when I write here, I feel like I am sending mail to friends I am trying to get to know. I know these letters are not always very interesting but I am sure that no one is always entertaining. LOL Does anyone else feel this way? Most seem fairly confident in what they are doing here.
Daisy recently mentioned that we have again started with the cyber-spanks. My baby did her best to behave as long as possible but the brat is deep inside of her. Sadly, it is hard to give a sexy or pleasent spank from 7,000 miles away.
If there are any ideas....You know where to send them.
Daisy, Jflame greetings, I swore to mention you always.
Davey

Answers to Daisy's meme

A meme!!!!

1) If you married the person you last texted, what would your last name be?
Very Simple. The blokes name doesnt change........LOL

2) What would happen if the last person you kissed, you had a kid with?
It would make medical history for a start. To old to do cartwheels. I would wonder when kissing caused pregnancy................

3) What did you do today?
Woke up, talked to Daisy, went to work, came home and talked to Daisy.

4) Last time you were on the phone?
Still am.

5) Who will you be sleeping with tonight?
A spiderman pillow and myself

6) Live shows or movies?
Movies

7) What kind of mood are you in?
LONLY

8) Do you do your own laundry?
Yes

9) Are you getting engaged any time soon?
as I am married, that would be a problem. LOL

10) What's the best part about being single
No one to apologize to for skipping a shave

11) Do you like Jerry Springer?
Other than when he is on his own show.

12) Any piercings or tattoos?
No. used to have ear pierced.

13) Last thing someone bought for you?
A very expensive comic book. My Wife Daisy bought it.

14) Do you feel awkward when strangers say hi to you?
No, they usually do , as I dont shut up easy.

15) Are you any different now than you were a year ago? If so, how?
Yes. I am married, which is wonderful. I am more frustrated with the US Gov't holding me against my will.

16) If you knew you were to be dumped on a desert island alone for a whole year, with nothing to do but read, what book would you take?
A survival guide/Bible crossover

17) Is anything upsetting you right now?
Yes

18) What's the farthest away from home you have ever been?
Which is farther? England or Germany?

19) Do you hate being alone?
YES

20) Do you watch (and vote on?) talent shows such as America/Britains got talent?
I watch them only when forced. NEVER EVER have I voted

21) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Daisy

22) What's on your agenda for tomorrow?
See question 3

23)Favourite author?
Richard Bach . Does anyone know him? He wrote illusions. and Jonathon Livingston Seagull.

24) A mansion to live in alone, or a mud hut with your lifepartner?
A mud hut, knowing my wife, it would shortly be beautiful.

25) Last book you read?
Bridge across forever

26) Favourite type of music
Christian...and love songs and anything I can sing along with

27) Clothes...fashion, classic, or individualistic?
Jeans & T-shirt

28) Do you take care of yourself? eat healthy, drink in moderation, avoid drugs/smoking, use sun lotion, get regular medical checks?
No, I dont eat very healthy. I do drink in moderation (to much water will kill ya.) No drugs except caffiene. Trying to quit smoking. Yes to sun lotion, father died with what started as skin cancer. Fairly regular health checks.

29) Famous brand names or stores own saver items?
Store brands

30) Someone offers you a pint of any liquid to drink.... do you choose beer, wine, water, soda, spirits, or chocolate milk???
Beer, soda, water, chocolate milk. A pint of spirits???? WAY TO MUCH

My last meme.
I will post something original soon...LOL

Attempting to be English

Hello Peoples,
Even with the passport problems, I am constantly learning so that I can fit into British society. Square peg in a round hole. LOL Daisy says I should learn to speak the queens English but maintain my American accent. (Didn't notice I had one.) Something about proper pronunciation.
Daisy says my attempt an an English accent sounds like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins . You should have heard her when I asked the problem with that.....LMAO. Huge Laurie does a wonderful American accent but he swears it actually hurts.
SO...If I cant master the language, maybe I shall attempt the culinary world? The poor folk I work with do not have a clue.... I shall start practicing my english cooking. I can do a passable Fish and chips. I have had Yorkshire pudding and have a recipe to work with.
Those who saw my recipe on Daisy's blog probably noted that it is not english...Sorry, Sloppy Joe's are a weakness of mine, not gourmet but certainly Good Eats.
IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, I AM RAMBLING AGAIN.
The more Daisy and I talk food, the more I am convinced I will need to learn to eat all over again. I hate fish. Well, I hate fish that tastes like fish, a good battered fish with enough tarter sauce is yummy. LOL
I can honestly say I dont remember ever tasting lamb. Beef, Chicken and Pork are the meats I know about.
Every so often I wonder how I'd do opening an American "Bar and Grill"....Not a Pub Just an American invasion of sorts....LOL
Those of you that have visited a Bar and grill know, the food is friendly, homelike but not real fancy. Sloppy Joes, Burgers, Chilli Dogs, Nacho's, Pizza and the like. Comfort foods, Macaroni & Cheese would be a must.
Thank the Good Guys Spanks are international. At least that much I am dealing with.
Thanks for reading this far, You never know what stuff you will find here.
By the way....Still waiting if anyone has an idea for editing the playlist at the top of this page...
Hello to Daisy and Jflame, my loving family.
Peace,
Davey